Speaking of weirdos, in the wee hours of the night, little M's car got broken into. She probably wouldn't have known it happened, except that everyone's car in a 10 mile radius got broken into, including her neighbor, who kindly informed her early this morning. A very tall police officer carrying a big shiny gun, came to our house to take a report. Attached to the side of his belt was a radio that annoyingly spat out bits of police blabber, while he patiently waited for little M to get out of the shower. I sat at my computer pretending like I was doing something important, but really I was just reading gossip. The police officer told little M that he suspected the crime was committed by a local gang from the neighboring village. It's probably unlikely that she will get back her purse and cell phone, and it's pretty unlikely that I will be offering cookies to any local street gangs. Just saying.
In other news, I attended my first Christmas party of the season. Little M's husband, Big J, convinced one of his coworkers to take me. Budgets have been cut and there was a mandatory one guest per employee policy. Big J's co-worker, lets call him crazy T, wore a black shirt unbuttoned half way, and big shiny belt buckle, holding up a skinny pair of black jeans. He liked to talk about transport trucks, car engines, and Arizona. His creep factor was 10 and I ran as soon as I had the chance, shortly after he switched my chocolate cheesecake for his vanilla. I wish that Mr. H would have been sitting next to me, because he never would have done such a thing.
A couple of weeks ago I made my grandmothers raisin cookies, and it got me thinking about my childhood, and how there was nothing I loved more than holiday cookies. My grandmother used to do most of the baking, and it's about time that I continued that tradition. I've spent the past couple of days tweaking this sugar cookie recipe by Martha Stewart. I've finally come up with a satisfyingly tasty cookie, that is slightly crisp on the outside and soft in the middle. This cookie will help you forget about car robbing bandits, big belt wearing rednecks, and most importantly, how much you miss your Mr. Man.
recipe makes 30 cookies
recipe adapted from Martha Stewart
1 1/2 stick (3/4 cup) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 cup white granulated sugar
1 tsp vanilla
2 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 cups confectioner sugar
3 - 4 tbsp milk
gel food coloring
sprinkles for decorating
1. In a large bowl cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy (approximately 5 minutes).
2. Add the vanilla, then the eggs one by one, and mix until combined.
3. In a large bowl, combine the flour, salt, and baking powder. Slowly add it to the butter and sugar mixture. Mix until combined.
4. Break the dough into two pieces and flatten into disks. Wrap in Saran wrap and place in the freezer for 20 minutes.
5. Preheat the oven to 400 F.
6. Remove one piece of dough from the fridge and roll it out 1/4 inch thick. If the dough is sticking to the counter, lightly dust with flour or roll between two pieces of parchment paper dusted with flour.
7. Cut out the cookie shapes and place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake in the oven for 6 - 10 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.
8. Let the cookies cool completely on a wire rack before icing. To make the icing whisk the icing sugar with milk until smooth, and thick enough to coat the back of a spoon. Add food coloring to the icing if desired. I like to use a gel, because it gives it a more intense color.